in 7th grade i went to the see a movie with a boy and in the middle of it he was like “do you wanna kiss” and i was like “excuse me” and he pulled a bag of hershey’s kisses out of his coat
DO YOU REALIZE WHAT A GOOD BACKUP PLAN THAT IS
LETS APPRECIATE HOW MUCH HE THOUGHT ABOUT THIS.
one time my dad and i were talking about his childhood and he sat there for a whole minute staring at me and then finally said
“when i was like 12 my friends used to tell me that kisses were cold so late at night i would go to my fridge and kiss the inside for about half an hour”
and that is why i never ask my dad questions anymore