drunkenspeecheson-sobriety:

reblogging again because it’s absolutely incredible

(Source: midnightcode, via draw-iero-naked)

roxylennon:

I’m crying 

(via suckmynutt)

dan-is-satan:

You want to see Dan and Tyler kiss don’t fucking tell me you don’t because i know you do

dan-is-satan:

i’m glad to know i’m not the only one  who thinks Tyler and Dan had some major drunk make out sessions going on last night.

(Source: arcaneimages, via qrowleth)

dan-is-satan:

Let’s just all take a moment to realize how sexually frustrated Dan is

(Source: meanplastic, via bitchbot)

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blaineandersonswife:

arcticblackeys:

fallarbor-town:

in 7th grade i went to the see a movie with a boy and in the middle of it he was like “do you wanna kiss” and i was like “excuse me” and he pulled a bag of hershey’s kisses out of his coat

DO YOU REALIZE WHAT A GOOD BACKUP PLAN THAT IS

LETS APPRECIATE HOW MUCH HE THOUGHT ABOUT THIS.

(via alltimel0ner)

greenteaandlsd:

rewea:

howdoiblog:

This is actually completely accurate to my current situation

yesyesyesyesYES.

so accurate

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bailey-the-helpless-whovian:

kanikkers:

THE FUCKING SUNGLASSES ONE

OMG WTF IM LAUGHING TO HARD.

(Source: elestajao, via alltimel0ner)

one time my dad and i were talking about his childhood and he sat there for a whole minute staring at me and then finally said

“when i was like 12 my friends used to tell me that kisses were cold so late at night i would go to my fridge and kiss the inside for about half an hour”

and that is why i never ask my dad questions anymore

stinkyqueef:

today in church one girl was wearing sparkly uggs and she tripped and fell in front of everyone and the moral of the story is that even Jesus hates sparkly uggs

(via theperksofbeingaclotpole221b)

thatphysicist:

WELL DONE SIR

(via peterick)

starrysleeper:

NEVER NOT GONNA REBLOG THE WISDOM OF SATAN

(Source: step-sixteen, via theperksofbeingaclotpole221b)